Final Main Event Satellite Now Underway

This is it ladies and gentlemen! Your last chance to get into the $500,000 Guaranteed Main Event for a mere $175 has just started up here in the tournament ballroom. This final satellite will be giving out at least ten discounted seats, though all three satellites leading up to this have all smashed their guarantee.

Registration will be open until 9:15 PM tonight, and Striker from KROQ will be here, so come by, say hi to him and our staff, and earn your seat to the massive final starting flight tomorrow!